Ryan’s Miracle Watch 10/18/15

I don’t get onto FB or the internet very often, because I get so confused. Everybody has an opposing opinion about something…anything to someone else’s opinion. There are sayings about how to live, what to think, where to work…jokes about this and that…all sorts of advice…and way too many pictures of cats…The following are just some examples…

“All men should make coffee for their women. It says it right in the Bible. Hebrews”

“If you love someone, set them free. If you hate someone, set them free. Basically, set everyone free and get a dog. People are stupid.”

“Blondes be like: I saw your phone! Who the @!&%$ is Amber Alert?!?”

“Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.”

“Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone, food stamps, section 8 housing, a six pack of beer, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan’s, and he’ll vote Democrat for the rest of his life.”

So, Ryan and I will be spending pretty much the next two and a half weeks alone together, while his mom is out of town on business. We’ll be entertaining ourselves and laughing at some of the things we find on the internet…

 

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