Ryan’s Miracle Watch 3/28/16

Saw this posted on FB today:

ACYROLOGIA   An incorrect use of words – particulately using one word with another word that sounds similar but has a diffident meaning – possibly fuelled by a deep-seeded desire to sound more educated, witch results in an attempt to pawn off an incorrect word in place of a correct one. In academia, such flaunting of common social morays is scene as almost sorted and might result in the offender becoming a piranha, in the Monday world, after all is set and done, such a miner era will often leave normal people unphased. This is just as well sense people of that elk are unlikely to toe the line irregardless of any attempt to better educate them. A small percentage, however, suffer from sever acyrologiaphobia, and it is there upmost desire to see English used properly. Exposure may cause them symptoms that may resemble post-dramatic stress disorder and, eventually, descend into whole-scale outrage as they go star-craving mad. Eventually, they will succumb to the stings and arrows of such a barrage, and suffer a complete metal breakdown, leaving them curled up in the feeble position.

I liked saying stuff like this to Ryan and Jacob. It used to drive them crazy. Some dumb dad I am, huh?

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