Ryan’s Miracle Watch 4/1/16

LAUGHTER   noun:   the manifestation of joy or mirth of scorn

Happy April Fools Day Everyone! I hope you all got some good laughs. They say laughter is good for the soul, and I couldn’t agree more. I like to laugh. So with that said, here’s a joke or two that will, hopefully, cause you to chuckle…

Three sisters, ages 91, 93 & 95, live together. One night, the 95 year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yells.

The 93 year-old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up to see.” She starts up the stairs and stops.  She shouts, “Was I going up, or going down?’

The 91 year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful”, and knocks on wood for good measure.

Then she yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!!”

“NO!”, the blonde yelled back. “IT’S A PULLOVER!”

I apologize to any officer out there who might be reading this post…

Psalm 126:2-3   Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, The Lord has done great things for them. The Lord has done great things for us, and we are filled with joy.

 

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