Ryan’s Miracle Watch 6/19/16

This is a little something for all the Warriors’ fans to cheer them up after a tough loss…

A blonde, brunette and red-head are waiting in front of the pearly gates when God comes out to greet them. “Usually I wouldn’t let any of you girls in, but I’m having a good day” He says. “I’ll give you all a deal. If you can climb my 1000 stair staircase and listen to a joke at each step without laughing, I’ll let you in.” They all agree.

The brunette loses at the 100th step. The red-head loses at the 500th. The blonde makes it to the 999th step and begins laughing hysterically. God asks her “You were so close, why did you laugh?”

She replies “I just got the first one.”

Okay, so maybe this didn’t cheer up all you blondes out there. But the rest of you…you know that was funny!

Again, a Very Happy Father’s Day to all of you great dads out there!!

Psalm 103:13   As a father has compassion on his children, so the LORD has compassion on those who fear him…

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