Ryan’s Miracle Watch 6/26/16

What else can one do when it’s too hot to go outside? One can search the internet for corny things…and no, not necessarily corn, the vegetable…

Saw this sign: Frog parking only. All others will be toad.

Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, is he trying to bust a move?

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at.

Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast-food.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

Okay, I admit, Ryan didn’t laugh at them either. Pardon me while I go throw up now…

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