Ryan’s Miracle Watch 7/3/16

RANDOM   adjective:   lacking any definite plan or order or purpose

Random Thoughts:

I thought growing old would take longer.

We eat pizza from the inside out.

The word ambiguous has only one meaning.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

Wrong is spelled wrong in the dictionary.

Mothers only get a day, but sharks get an entire week.

Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things.

If the “Fresh Prince” had made that basketball shot, there’d be no show.

Wake up earlier on weekends. Now you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of 2.

How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry ten plastic grocery bags in each hand rather than make two trips to bring the groceries in.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

And last but not least…for tonight anyway…

What would happen if I hired two investigators to follow each other?

Ryan’s sounds asleep. I think I’ll follow his lead. ‘Night all!

 

 

 

 

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