The Buchanan household is in total balance once again. Why, you ask? It’s because football season has once again begun…Go Raiders!
But even more so, Go Ryan!!
Ryan wants me to share the following with his Aunt Dana & Uncle Jim…
Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Tom,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.” Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a SILVER & BLACK sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous RAIDERS logo flag, and a Raiderette calendar in every window. Tom looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls.” God said “So what’s your point, Tom?” “Well, why does Stabler get a better house than me?”
God chuckled, and said: “Tom, that’s not Stabler’s house…. It’s Mine.”