Ryan’s Miracle Watch 8/23/16

Left on a business trip this morning. Went in to say bye-for-now to Ryan but he was asleep. So, I kissed his face and left…

So I got my concealed gun permit yesterday and went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a .357 Magnum for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the clerk said “Strip down, facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card into the card reader.

I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

I still don’t think I looked that bad…

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