URGENT WARNING FOR TOMORROW!!!!
Aliens are coming to earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all sexy, good-looking “old” people. I’m just sharing to say goodbye. I’ve got to go pack.
Ryan and I will be hanging out tonight. Please feel free to stop by and have a laugh or two with us. It may be the last chance you’ll get to see us…
1 Thessalonians 5:2 …for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night.