Ryan’s Miracle Watch 2/22/17

When you are stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

A few more laughs for today…

I never use my turn signal, because it’s none of anybody’s business where I’m freaking going.

If life is a journey, mine is from the fridge to my computer.

My book club only reads wine labels.

Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights.

I’ve taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.

Ah! It feels good to laugh, doesn’t it?

Have a blessed evening y’all!

 

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