When you are stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
A few more laughs for today…
I never use my turn signal, because it’s none of anybody’s business where I’m freaking going.
If life is a journey, mine is from the fridge to my computer.
My book club only reads wine labels.
Instead of cleaning the house, I just turn off the lights.
I’ve taken up photography because it’s the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail.
Ah! It feels good to laugh, doesn’t it?
Have a blessed evening y’all!