Ryan’s Miracle Watch 4/21/17

Some Friday Night Funnies for your listening pleasure…

My goal for the first quarter of this year was to lose 10 pounds. Only 15 more to go…

Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza!

How to make TOFU: A – Throw it in the trash. B – Grill some meat.

I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

Senility has been a smooth transition for me…

Happy Friday Everyone!

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