Ryan’s Miracle Watch 8/5/17

I fell off a 50 foot ladder today. Thank the Lord I was only on the first rung…

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe! Eat cake!

Holy crap guys! I’m so lovable, the doctors gave me a special jacket so I can hug myself!

It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

FIRST GUY: I heard you burned 2000 calories today.

SECOND GUY: Yup!

FIRST GUY: Beach Body shakes or cardio?

SECOND GUY: I fell asleep with a pan of brownies in the oven.

JAMES 5:13   Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing praise.

 

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