Ryan’s Miracle Watch 9/8/17

Ryan and I got a kick out of these random things:

I got called pretty today. Well actually the full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”. But, I only like to focus on positive things.

I’m fairly certain that the person who put the first r in February is the same person who spelt Wednesday.

Today I’m doing nothing, because I started doing it yesterday and wasn’t able to finish…and I’m no quitter.

What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you, but it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

I really wish I was clever enough to make something like these up. I’ve tried, but anything I came up with sounded like it was made up by a kindergartner…no offense to kindergartners. I’m sure Jacob and Ryan could come up with some doozies…intentionally or not. They are two of the funniest people I know…



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