Ryan’s Miracle Watch 11/30/17

My Mother Taught Me:

  1. To appreciate a job well done. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
  2. Religion. “You better pray that comes out of the carpet!”
  3. About time travel. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into next week!”
  4. Logic. “Because I said so. That’s why!”
  5. More logic. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
  6. Foresight. “Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you’re in an accident.”
  7. Irony. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
  8. Osmosis. “Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!”
  9. Contortionism. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!?!”
  10. Stamina. You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”

Christmas is almost upon us! Let’s continue our celebration of this wonderful event!!

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