Ryan’s Miracle Watch 1/23/18

The following joke is the kind I understand:

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment, and the other requires oinkment.

For those of you with high IQ’s (unlike me), here is some humor you’ll enjoy:

  1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
  2. 2000lbs of Chinese Soup = Wonton
  3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
  4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
  5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

Ryan and I are about to head off into the wee hours of the morning. We’ll say a quick prayer for y’all and then try to get a bit of shuteye. If, however, Ryan’s unable to fall asleep, we’ll make it more than just a quick prayer…

May God Watch Over You As You Sleep Tonight…and for those of you somewhere else in the world where it’s already daytime, May You Have A Great Day On And With Purpose As God Watches Over You!

 

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