Ryan’s Miracle Watch 2/11/18

Some Saturday Night Jollys…

” You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or after a while.”

“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has that gross water in it? Donuts never do that.”

A duck walks into a bar…

“Got any bread?”

“No”

“Got any bread?”

“No”

“Got any bread?”

“No, and if you ask me again, I’m going to nail your beak to the bar!”

“Got any nails?”

“No”

“Got any bread?”

And, last but not least…

“I swallowed a dictionary, and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.”

Psalm 126:2   Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tongues with songs of joy. Then it was said among the nations, “The Lord has done great things for them.”

WE PRAISE GOD FOR THE THINGS HE HAS DONE FOR OUR FAMILY!

 

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