Ryan’s Miracle Watch 2/17/18

After watching Ryan for so long, I’m ready to take the MCAT. I’ve got this in the bag. Just look at my goodest knowledge of some medical terms…

Artery   The study of paintings

Bacteria   Back door to the cafeteria

Barium   What doctors do when patients die

Benign   What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section   A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan   Searching for kitty

Cauterize   Made eye contact with her

Coma   A punctuation mark

Dilate   To live long

Enema   Not a friend

Fester   Quicker than someone else

Fibula   A small lie

Impotent   Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain   Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff   A doctor’s cane

Morbid   A higher offer

Nitrates   Rates of pay for working at night; normally more money than days

Node   I knew it

Yup, I knewd I’m ready. Ryan already calls me Dr. Bret. At least, I think he does…





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