Ryan’s Miracle Watch 3/20/18

In case my boys ever want to get married, I want to make sure and give them good advice for a happy marriage…

  1. A wife will never start an argument with you if you are cleaning.
  2. Never laugh at your wife’s choices, because you are one of them.
  3. Let your wife think she’s getting her own way, and then let her have it.
  4. Math is easy in a marriage: if you have $20, and your wife has $5, she has $25
  5. Listening to your wife is like reading the terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing, but still you say: “I Agree!”
  6. There are two golden rules to a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and read rule no. 1 again.
  7. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works & the wife shops.
  8. Hold your wife’s hand in the mall because if you let go, she’ll go shopping. It looks romantic, but it’s actually economic.
  9. Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see your food coming at a restaurant.
  10. If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.

I wish I would’ve gotten this advice prior to getting married. I had to learn things by trial and error…

Ryan did smile at some of these today. It’s always a great day when he smiles…

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