Ryan’s Miracle Watch 5/2/18

Some Wednesday funnies to get you through the rest of the week and into the weekend…

“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Eat more cake!”

“Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.”

“You never know what you have until you clean your room.”

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how it works.”

“All my life I’ve thought air was free…that is, until I bought a bag of chips.”

“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me…I’ll laugh at you.”

Hope y’all have a great rest of the week on purpose! Ryan and I are going to be giving it our best shot…

Smile! God loves you!

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