5/3/18 belated

It’s actually the 4th of May, so May the 4th be with you. Okay, tho I wathn’t the firtht to thay it thith morning. It’th really hard to talk thith way. I feel compassion for people with a lithp. And, who was the genius who spelled the word lisp with an “s”? Talk about adding insult to injury.

Anyway, I wish I could say Ryan and I are going to watch a marathon of Star Wars movies today, but we’ve got better things to do. Besides, the thought of catching even the smallest glimpse of a scene with Jar Jar Binks in it probably will make us puke. He’s got to be the worst character ever created. “Napoleon, like anyone could even know that.”

Anyway, Ryan’s doing well this morning. He’s still sleeping snug as a bug in a rug. Do bugs really sleep snuggly in rugs? I wonder who wasted their grant money trying to figure that one out. That money would have been better thpent thearching for a cure for lithping.



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