Ryan’s Miracle Watch 6/6/18

Some Wednesday night humor to get you through ’til the end of the week…

You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely.

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.

If you see someone crying, ask if it is because of their haircut.

When life gets you down and you feel like you can’t go on, just remember who will always be there for you. Dishes. They will literally always be there.

And most fittingly last: I’ve finally figured out what’s wrong with my brain. On the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left.

Ryan had a very good day today. It’s mainly because of these jokes…

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