Ryan’s Miracle Watch 8/19/18

Let’s start the week off with a little laugh…or big laugh, depending on your laugh-o-meter…

 

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like “Wanna go for a run?” or “Try this kale?”

 

WIFE: I have a bag full of clothing I’d like to donate.

HUSBAND: Why not just throw it in the trash. That’s much easier.

WIFE: But there are poor, starving people who can really use all these clothes.

HUSBAND: Honey, anyone who fits in your clothing is not starving.

Husband is in intensive care recovering from a head injury…

 

A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

 

Ryan and I are baching (pronounced batch-ing) it again this week, as the mother figure is away on business. We’ll be watching as many seasons/episodes of GOT as we can fit in for the 5th time…

Hope y’all enjoy your week as much as we’re going to…

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