Ryan’s Miracle Watch 9/9/18

Let’s start off this week with a little levity, shall we?

Actual church signs seen across America:

“Get behind me satin.”

“How do we make holy water? We boil the hell out of it.”

“Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help.”

“Adam & Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.”

“Having trouble sleeping? We have sermons. Come hear one!”

“The next time you’re afraid to share ideas, remember someone once said in a meeting, “Let’s make a film with a tornado filled with sharks.””

And my personal favorite…

Have yourselves a glorious week on purpose! xoxox



Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s