Ryan’s Miracle Watch 10/10/18

Some Funnies For Y’all on a Wednesday:

“If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a “”beef””?

“I’m starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD. I don’t have OCD, but I’m hoping they’ll take one look and start cleaning.”

“It’s a shame nothing is built in America anymore. Just bought a TV and it said “Built In Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.”

“If someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their kids be called Hollapenos?”

 

FATHER: “Son, You were adopted.”

SON: “What? I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

FATHER: “We are your biological parents. Now, pack up. The new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

 

And my personal favorite:

“Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween. I guess they don’t like random people coming up to their doors.”

 

Hope all y’all’s week is going well. Continue thanking God for everything, and looking for His handiwork…

One thought on “Ryan’s Miracle Watch 10/10/18

  1. Good ones! I appreciate your sense of humor and think it helps keep you on an even keel in the mist of this lengthy (to us, maybe not to God) trial.

    Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s