Got all my Christmas shopping done this week…Nope, FAKE NEWS! Ha ha. Had y’all going there for a second, though, huh?

Here are some funnies to get your weekend off to a good start:

“Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but cat scan.”

“Turning Vegan would be a big missed steak.”

“Our mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”

“Well, to be frank, I’d have to change my name.”

“Ban pre-shredded cheese and make America grate again.”

And, my personal favorite:

“My mood ring is missing, and I don’t know how to feel about that.”

Ryan kept a straight face when I told these to him, but I know he was laughing on the inside…