Got all my Christmas shopping done this week…Nope, FAKE NEWS! Ha ha. Had y’all going there for a second, though, huh?
Here are some funnies to get your weekend off to a good start:
“Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners, but cat scan.”
“Turning Vegan would be a big missed steak.”
“Our mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”
“Well, to be frank, I’d have to change my name.”
“Ban pre-shredded cheese and make America grate again.”
And, my personal favorite:
“My mood ring is missing, and I don’t know how to feel about that.”
Ryan kept a straight face when I told these to him, but I know he was laughing on the inside…