Ryan’s Miracle Watch 11/15/18

DOH!   verb: an expression Homer Simpson uses when he’s surprised

You don’t really wash your hands…they actually wash each other while you just stand there and watch.

When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.

If pronouncing my B’s as V’s makes me sound Russian, then Soviet.

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

Doctor says to Patient: The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.

If dentists make their money off people with bad teeth, then why should we trust a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend?

Please don’t make me explain any of these to you…

Goodnight y’all…zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

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