Ryan’s Miracle Watch 11/29/18

Enjoyed the day with Ryan. We watched the rain come down while listening to a little Jack Johnson radio. Caught myself nodding off a few times. It’s a good feeling…

Here’re (here are) some funnies for y’all…

“Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?”

Seen on a church sign somewhere in America: Catchup with Jesus. Lettuce praise and relish Him. He loves me from my head toma toes.

Apparently it’s “rude” to ask parents of a kid on a leash if it was a rescue.

Stealing someone’s coffee is called mugging.

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram.

Energizer Bunny Arrested: Charged with battery.

You can sleep on these tonight. Sweet dreams y’all…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

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