Ryan’s Miracle Watch 12/12/18

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Why is Miss Universe always from earth?

You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.

My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who ask me for directions.

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