Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Why is Miss Universe always from earth?
You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.
Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who ask me for directions.