A little Christmas humor for your Wednesday listening pleasure:
How to start a fight: One year I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I got you last year.” And that’s how the fight started…
Have you heard the latest? Radio stations are now pulling ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’ from their Christmas playlists because apparently it’s offensive to schizophrenics.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Christmas Wrap
What says ‘Oh! Oh! Oh!’? Santa walking backwards.
From what does Santa suffer if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
Sweet dreams y’all…