Ryan’s Miracle Watch 12/28/18

Fun Facts Friday…with commentary by Ryan…

McDonald’s calls frequent buyers of their food “heavy users.” Get it? Don’t make me explain it to you.

There are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on the planet. Eeeww, creepy.

In 1386 a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. Only the French would do something this stupid. I hope they at least made bacon out of the corpse.

A single cloud can weigh more than 1 million pounds. So can someone who eats 4 million quarter pounders in one sitting. Do the math. Now that’s a real heavy user.

James Buchanan, the 15th U.S. president continuously bought slaves with his own money in order to free them. Thems Buchanan’s is nice peoples.

Coca-Cola would be green if coloring wasn’t added to it. Soylent green is people. Gee, I hope Coke isn’t.

The average person walks the equivalent of three times around the world in a lifetime. The key word here is average. Obviously, heavy users don’t.

You cannot snore and dream at the same time. No wonder I never remember my dreams.

That last comment was mine…

Happy Friday Y’all! Sweet dreams…or snoring…

 

 

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