Ryan’s Miracle Watch 1/29/19

Some Tuesday Ticklers:

“All men should make coffee for their women. It says so right in the Bible. Hebrews.”

“Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.”

“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.”

“I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”

“A woman walked into a library and asked the librarian if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian answered, “They’re right behind you.”

“When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.”

And, last but not least…

“I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.”

Ba dum bum..

Anyway, Ryan laughed…and that’s all that counts…tee hee!

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