Ryan’s Miracle Watch 2/26/19

Couldn’t wait until tomorrow to post some funnies, so here you go:

“I just saw this idiot at the gym put his water bottle into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.”

“I have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that reads Honk if you think I’m sexy. Then, I sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.”

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: WHOEVER PRAYED FOR RAIN, PLEASE PRAY FOR MY BANK ACCOUNT.

Ryan laughed, and that’s all that counts.

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