Couldn’t wait until tomorrow to post some funnies, so here you go:
“I just saw this idiot at the gym put his water bottle into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.”
“I have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that reads Honk if you think I’m sexy. Then, I sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.”
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST: WHOEVER PRAYED FOR RAIN, PLEASE PRAY FOR MY BANK ACCOUNT.
Ryan laughed, and that’s all that counts.