Ryan’s Miracle Watch 5/23/19

Got to spend the entire day with Ryan; well, 16 hours of it anyway. Good news! A new nurse will be working this Saturday and Sunday during the afternoon shift. Hopefully, he’ll like the gig, and will want to stay on permanently. Please pray that he does…like the gig, that is. What’s not to like?

Ryan and I are listening to ambient rain sounds on YouTube. He’s been a bit restless the past several hours, so I’m hoping this will help him relax…like it’s been helping (or hindering) me. I can barely keep my eyes open. Not really…I can go a couple more days without sleep if I need to. Here’s to hoping I don’t need to. A couple hundred pushups oughta help stave off the sleeps…be back in a few…

Okay, I’m back. Only managed to do one. No, not one hundred, just one. I didn’t want to wake Ryan. Sure, like that’s the real reason…

 

ME: (sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)…I can’t see you anymore…I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!

TRAINER: It was a push up. You did one push up.

 

I just had a physical. The doctor said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.” I said, “Like bacon and burgers.” He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything!”

 

Last one:

I will never be over the hill. I’m to tired to climb it!

 

Bah duh bum…Thanks for listening. Goodnight y’all! ZZZzzz

 

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