Ryan’s Miracle Watch 6/19/19

Invert the 6, and it would be 9/19/19…But, not today. That day will come fast enough…

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.”

“Our local movie theater got robbed of $1000 yesterday. The thieves stole 2 large popcorns, a hot dog, a pack of Skittles and a medium diet Coke.”

“I wonder if the guy who came up with the term ‘One hit wonder’ came up with any other phrases.”

Okay, last one…

“I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.”

You may not have, but Ryan laughed…

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