Ryan’s Miracle Watch 7/3/19

Time for your Wednesday funnies:

Steve asked the preacher to pray for his hearing. After a few minutes of fervent prayer with his hands clasped around Steve’s ears the entire time, he stopped and asked, “How’s your hearing now Steve?” Steve replied, “I don’t know. It’s coming up this Tuesday at the courthouse.”

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Last one:

When my wife begins to sing, I always go outside and do some garden work so our neighbors see there’s no domestic violence going on.

Guess I’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight…again…

 

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