Ryan’s Miracle Watch 9/30/19

It’s not my typical nature to shame or make fun of someone in public, unless in jest, and certainly not from a posture of malice of any kind, but in this instance, I simply cannot hold back my total befuddlement at the expense of this person whose IQ is clearly not on par with that of a daffodil. I apologize if this is one of your relatives.

As many of you may have heard, a tornado touched down somewhere near Davis, California yesterday. Well, in the picture here depicting a tornado approaching, the lady in the lower right-hand corner is seen holding onto a corner of the tent, as if her effort will prevent it from flying away. Really?? Does she really think she’ll be able to keep that tent grounded while the tornado swirls around at100-miles per hour plus? My guess is she’s a soccer mom, whose natural instincts have kicked in. You can’t see it, but she’s holding a caramel latte from Starbuck’s between her knees…

Y’all can relate to what I’m talking about. I know you do. You’ve seen this type of behavior before somewhere. It may be difficult, but we’re supposed to pray for people like this. I’m not sure I’m in any kind of state to pray now, so I’m counting on all of you to pick up the slack for me. I’ll join in after I’ve finished vomiting dry heaves from laughing so hard…

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