Ryan’s happy and unhappy his mom is home. Happy because she can now cook him the hearty meals he’s been missing so much, and unhappy she didn’t bring him a t-shirt from Prague…

Ryan says he’d like some soft, chewy chocolate-chip cookies with half the chocolate chips, and a big glass of cold milk. Mmmmm, my mouth is drooling. Oops! I mean, Ryan’s mouth is drooling…

“Today, a million kids want to clean up the earth. Two million parents want them to start with their rooms.”