Ryan’s Miracle Watch 2/7/20

Here are some funny things found in church bulletins from around the country…Enjoy!!

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on Water   Tonight’s sermon: Searching for Jesus

Ladies, Don’t forget the rummage sale this afternoon. It’s an opportunity to get rid of unwanted things around the house. Bring your husbands.

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing ‘Break Forth Into Joy!’

Potluck supper at 5 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow

And a couple of my favorites:

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’. Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I Will Never Pass This Way Again’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

Bah Dum Bum!

Have a wonderful weekend on and with purpose faithful prayer warriors!

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