I put up a world map and gave my wife a dart. Wherever you hit will be our vacation spot when this is over. Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the refrigerator.
I invented a new word. Plagiarism
Why can’t you explain things to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally.
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
Okay, last one.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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