Ryan’s Miracle Watch 12/15/20

Some of the better COVID posts on FB: “Quarantine has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And, we really get excited about car rides.”  “Who’d have thought one day we’d be smoking weed at a family gathering, but the illegal part would be the gathering?”     “Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.”     “After years of wanting to thoroughly clean our house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.”     “Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.”     “Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See! This is why I chew the furniture!””     And last but not least…”I finished NETFLIX today.”   Y’all be safe out there. May God wrap his protective arms around you and yours. Amen!

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